Astrowar

While it's not the WORST game for the Atari 2600 (that honor goes to "Custer's Revenge") it's still pretty damn bad.

All you do is move a shit-shooter around the left half of the screen shooting white dog shit that appears on the right side and scrolls towards you. Some of the shit breaks in half when shot just like in...ASSteroids (a far superior game that needed to be sacrificed for a lame-assed pun)!

Occasionally some of this dog shit makes screaming sounds (shooting the living shit out of screaming shit?). You must shoot the screaming dog shit before it reaches the left side of the screen and your shit-shooter explodes (in shame?).

The game only consists of one game. You get extra shit-shooters every 2000 points. And the higher your score the faster the shit moves!

If you like shooting shit give this ripoff a try! At least it doesn't involve rape.

--RB|!R|