SILLY SOFTWARE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT
THIS GAME IS FREEWARE AND ALL GRAPHICS AND CODE IS COPYRIGHT
AND NOW...................THE STORY
It was a cold windy night in Poosford, on the outskirts of Mobsters
City. In this town stood the Wetfish police headquarters, a large
building contructed with the finest lego.
Detective Sargent Silly was singing in his bath whilst playing the
banjo overlooking a basket of vipers doing the conga when suddenly
the phone rang. Jumping out of the bath D S Silly grabbed the nearest
towel to cover his expenses, and skipped along to the phone. Still
dripping with water and baby oil, he raised the receiver to his
earhole and said........."Hello!"
"Hello fluffykins"........boomed a voice from the other end. "Its me,
your fat moaning smelly boss. I have a job for you.".
"Oh goodie poos"....cries D S Silly, "I could do with some work. My
landlady wants her money and I've run out of sweeties.". He grabs
his clothes and rushes over to Wetfish Police headquarters.
Parking his car in a nearby tramps vest he enters the building and
takes the lift up to the top floor. When he enters the office he
notices the boss shouting abuse at a turnip. Upon seeing D S Silly
the boss turns and sits at his desk and picks up his knitting.
"You wanted to see me sir" exclaims D S Silly.
"Yes" said the boss. "I have a job for you. I want you to go and
clean up Mobsters City."
"Certainly sir" replies D S Silly, "errm, what do I do"?
"The city is overrun by some of the lowest scum in our society" says
the boss. "Scum such as gangsters and Amiga users. We know that the
operation is controlled by the big boss but we can't find him. But
one of our detectives have heard that each of the twelve wanted
gangsters carries part of a map showing the way to his hideout."
"So where do I fit it boss" asked D S Silly?
"I want you to find the gangsters and kill them", replys the boss.
"Once you have collected the 12 pieces of map showing where the boss
is, I want you to arrest him and put him behind bars. Only then will
the city be free from worry."
"Okay boss" exclaims D S Silly....."I'll go after Playschool".
"GO NOW" growls the boss, and don't fail.
With an heavy heart and a clean change of underwear, D S Silly leaves
the office and goes back to his car only to find it stolen. After
saying some very naughty words he catches a taxi to the city.
AND NOW........THE INSTRUCTIONS
You play Detective Sargent Silly in this graphic adventure. Your
object is to destroy the twelve gangsters and collect the twelve
pieces of map, each gangster carries a piece and they can only be
found in the different towns of the city. Once all pieces of map have
been collected then you can go and arrest the big boss.
Press the SPACE bar to leave the intro screen and you will be given a
choice of the twelve towns in the city to visit. At the left hand
bottom of the screen you will be imformed which town you are in and
on the right side the town you wish to visit. You can choose a town
by moving the mouse pointer over the town and pressing either button.
After choosing a town you will find yourself on the main street.
Sometimes you will get mugged and lose some things. You can catch a
taxi by clicking on the small 'TAXI' sign in the bottom right corner.
Once you click on the taxi icon you will be facing the taxi driver
who asks you where you want to go. On the side of the screen you get
a list of places which will highlight when you move the mouse pointer
over them. Click with either mouse button to select a place to go.
Note that taxis are free to travel in, in this city.
In the Police Station you can see which gangsters are wanted along
with their name and description. On the wanted board you will see a
picture of a gangster. Click on this and you will get a close up of
it displaying the gangsters name, description, and what he's wanted
for. Make a note of this info for later. Click button to exit.
If a gangster is in town he will useally be seen in the local pub.
See SHOOTOUT. In the bar you can either leave by clicking on the door
or go and play pontoon by clicking on the small icon at the right
hand side of the screen.
You can make more money by playing Pontoon, normal rules apply, you
and the dealer must get as close to a score of 21 as possible. You
can twist, stick, or raise the bet by moving the mouse pointer over
the options and clicking on them when their highlighted. Click on
EXIT to leave and go back to the bar.
The big boss has sent his henchmen after you and their whereabouts
can be found by reading the local paper. Click on the paperboy and
ask him for the paper, bearing in mind that each copy costs a pound.
The paper will explain where the henchmen were last seen.
This option leaves you stood outside the gunstore. Note that if the
henchmen are in your town the they will appear here and shoot you.
Click on the door to enter the gunstore or on the road to leave.
Once you're in the store you can buy guns and ammo by clicking on the
icons on the shelves, note you can only buy rifles, magnums, bullets,
and grenades. Your money appears in the bottom left and corner which
decreased by the price of the item bought. Press the left mouse
button to buy the items and right button to leave.
There is also an hidden Food Store which works the same as the Gun
Store. The food is truffles, hamburgers, pop, and fags!!!!
You can only go here if you have all twelve pieces of map.
There are other places you can go to as well, note that if you click
on the drawing of a character you can have a chat with them. Some
give you information while some just talk silly. Move the mouse over
the text to say something to that character and click on the text
when it highlights to see their answer.
As mentioned before, when you enter the pub there will sometimes be a
gangster in there. If one is found then you will be given the option
to challenge him. If you decide to do so you will be asked who you
think he is. Get the name wrong and you will be arrested for murder
should you shoot him. The message before will give you his
description and you name him acorrding to his description. So if you
think Sean Silly is the man who limps with his left leg then select
his name. Again the options highlight.
Once the name is selected you go to the back of the pub to face each
other. Wait till he draws then press either the left mouse button to
shoot him if you have bullets or right mouse button to blow him up if
you have grenades........you only get one chance. After shooting him
you take him to the police who will either reward you or throw you in
jail depending on if you got his name right.
This game has been tested and all bugs removed, should you find a bug
then a error and line number will appear. If this happens return the
game to us and we'll send you a fixed copy. Please send a pound to
27 TURBARY WALK
Good luck D S Silly........you'll need it.